Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Take This Test To Find Out If You Are A Lesser Mortal

All you retarded dogs need to be aware of your place in society.
Mr Tan Yong Soon use his own money to attend the culinary course in France, unlike you poor, lazy and uneducated morons who are perenially begging the government for handouts and freebies.

If you dumbasses are having doubts if you are indeed lesser mortals, take this definitive test.

Q1. Have you ever been the recipient of a Scholarship?

Q2. Did you score more than 260 marks for your PSLE?

Q3. Does all your assets combined totalled more than $1m?

Q4. Have you ever dine in a Michelin-starred restaurant?

Q5. Do you own a private property, car and countryclub membership?

Q6. Have you travelled overseas beyond Asia?

Q7. Do you earn more than $10,000 a month?

Q8. Do you fly first class or business class in your travels?

Q9. Do you feel you are so talented you will never be out of job?

Q10. Do you think Christmas is more important than Chinese New Year?

If your answer to any of the above questions is a 'No', you are a bloody loser in life and definitely a lesser mortal and you should learn to live with it instead of whining about how some higher mortal exposed your deficiencies.

Contributed by Clinton 666
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